Oh, for crying out loud...

California Supreme Court upholds same-sex marriage ban, 6-1.

Because, you know, it would be wrong to treat gay people like they're human beings, entitled to the same rights, privileges and responsibilities of hetero couples.

Dear California Supreme Court:

Your homework tonight is too look up the word "Justice," and write it, and it's complete definition on the board until you  get it. (Dissenting vote is excused from this assignment.)

::headdesk::

Some bright spark somewhere should figure out the legal argument that posits that, since a gay couple is denied the same legal rights as hetero couples, they do not enjoy the full range of state-proffered services, and thus should be exempt from full taxation.